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Friday, May 31, 2013

Review: Wet 4-in-1 Lube

I bought my Wet Fun Flavors 4-in-1 in Tropical Fruit a year ago from and I still have the bottle sitting in my man's bed side drawer, and not for lack of use.  This is hands down the best tasting lube I have ever tried and it smells as good as it tastes.  It does not taste like some artificial junk that some other products might taste like.  It is $13 and worth it, I am definitely going to continue buying this product (and the flavor).   The bottle is 10.7 oz. This is a water-based lube.

So, why is it called 4-in-1?  Because you can use it as a massage oil, for oral, or to use as a lube, and warming lube.  Wet 4-in-1 gives off a great tingling sensation but it also leaves my tongue and throat a little numb.  The numbing is not too bad, it was more of an amusement than a nuisance to me.  Not only do I like using it as a lube, but it feels wonderful using it as a massage oil as it gave a warming sensation.  

How the product works as a...

Massage oil: Goes on smooth but does not absorb into the skin.  It is not sticky or greasy, it simply feels like a slightly thicker massage oil, it is not runny.  After you are done using it make sure to either use a wash cloth to wipe the oil off or jump into the shower to scrub the area clean.  Gives a great warming and tingling sensation.

Oral: Tastes AMAZING! As I stated above, it does leave my tongue and throat a bit numb, but it really isn't a hindrance. It actually stays on for a good bit too, it probably takes me a good 8-12 minutes to lick off all the flavoring.

Lube: As a lube, you do not need to re-apply this often.  In my experience, the lube has lasted a good 45 minutes to an hour.  Once again, it is not sticky, runny, greasy, or overly thick.

The bottle has a spout top to help keep things a little cleaner.  I like it because if my hands are slippery I don't have to worry about trying to open a cap, dropping it and spilling everywhere.  It is an easy to open, push down a button bottle that I don't have to worry about making a huge mess.

Flavors available:

Tropical Fruit
Passion Fruit


Water, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (Aloe Vera), Glycerin, PEG, Flavor, Carboxymethyl Hydroxyethylcellulose, Sodium Benzoate, Aspartame, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Propylene Glycol, Tetrasodium EDTA, Dimethicone Copolyol, Methylparaben, Imidizolidinyl Urea

 L-Arginine free / Petro-chemicals free

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Review: Plushy Gear Lover’s Eye Mask

I bought my Plushy Gear Lover’s Eye Mask at .  The mask only comes in black and is $10.  The blindfold is made out of polyester fabric with an elastic band used to stretch around the head.  The mask is 8 inches long and 3 1/4 inches wide

It is a simple, nice cushy blindfold.  When I took a look at the elastic band though, I was worried it might be too big, it looked quite large.  However, it fit nicely and can stretch plenty bigger if needed.

However, it did not contort fully to my face, allowing a chunk of light to be seen where the side of my nose is.  If I am going to wear a blindfold, then I want to be blind to the world only able to think about the sensations going through me, you know?  I did try to adjust it several different ways, but to no avail did I find a solution to my little issue. That was my only issue with the blindfold.  For the price and quality, I think it's great.  I will probably reach for the blindfold in the future, but I would also like to find another that might work a bit better for me.  But then again, variety is a wonderful thing. : )

If need be, the mask can be washed in room temperature water with a drop of mild laundry detergent.  The polyester fabric can take a low heat ironing if needed.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Review: Advanced Smart Cleaner Misting Toy Sanitizer

 1oz is $3.99 The 1 oz is a good travel size.
4oz is $6.99 This is a better deal.

 The cleaner is odor free, which I am so happy about.  Some cleaners attempt to smell "good," with not so great floral mistakes and other sweet smelling no-nos.  My toys are nice and clean afterward and I love the fact, since it is water based, it can be used on any and all of my toys.

I only have to use just a few squirts/sprays to clean most of my toys.  If my toys have grooves or any difficult textures, then I have to use one or two more while I scrub it clean.  For larger toys I only use about three to four sprays.  That being said, this will last me quite a while (I bought the 4 oz).

This is a water based lube and is Glycerin free, Hypoallergenic, L-Arginine free, Paraben free and Petro-chemicals free. 

Triclosan, Disodium Cacoamphodiacetate, Sodium Trideceth Sulfates, Propylene Glycol, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Purified water.
(Triclosan is an anti-bacterial agent to keep the toys clean and free of germs.)

**I bought this item with my own money.  I was not paid to paid to write this review.  All thoughts and opinions are 100% my own.**

Review: Wet Fun Flavors 4-in-1 Lube

 Quite a few months back I bought the Wet 4-in-1 lube (this is a different one from the one I am reviewing right now) and I loved it.  It tasted amazing (I bought the Tropical Punch) and it gave a warming sensation.  It also leave my tongue a little numb, but it wasn't too bad.  I wanted to try some different flavors but I didn't want to spend $15 to try them.  This is why I ended up buying the Wet Fun Flavors lube.

I bought the Wet Fun Flavors 4-in-1 in cherry and watermelon, which both tasted amazing.  They are 1.5 oz. each, suger-free and also have a warming sensation.  L-Arginine free and Petro-chemicals free. Water based.  They are $7.99 each.

I have to say it again, these taste AMAZING.  They do not taste like some artifical junk that others try to sell us.  These really do taste good.  And, your partner will love that you love the taste too. ; )

The bottle has a spout top to help keep things a little cleaner.  I like it because if my hands are slippery I don't have to worry about trying to open a cap, dropping it and spilling everywhere.  It is an easy to open, push down a button bottle that I don't have to worry about making a huge mess.

The lube lasts a long time, and if you wanted, I have read other people's reviews that say you can also use it as a massage oil.  This would be nice since it offers the warming/tingling sensation. 

I am so happy that I bought these. especially since these flavors are also available in the big bottle (10.7 oz).  The large bottle has the same spout top.

**I bought this product with my own money.  I was not paid to paid to write this review.  All thoughts and opinions are 100% my own.**

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Review: Contour M Massager

I bought my Contour M months and months ago and I used to use it incredibly often.  After a while, like most things, I kind of forgot about it and I didn't use it very much.  Today I was going through my things and I found it, along with a lot of oils I forgot I had bought, and now all I can think about right now is using it again.

I bought my massager at for $25.  I ended up getting it from all the positive reviews (it is listed as Top 10 massager).

 The Contour M is made solely from ceramic and only comes in white.  It is 3" in both length and width, in height it is 2 1/4".  If need be it can be bleached, but I have only ever used soap and water on it since I only use oil on it.  It is hypo-allergenic, latex free, non-porous, and phthalates free. 

The box (which I use for storage) displays the three ways you can use the massager: (1) Single-Point, (2) Multi-Point, and Broad Strokes.

The Single-Point targets one smaller area and therefore puts more pressure on that small area.  I like to use it to help work out knots on the back.

 The Multi-Point allows all the nubs to rub the back, legs, etc.  It is the easiest way for me to hold the Contour when oil is involved (it makes the ceramic slippery).  I think it feels the best when rubbed in small circles.  

To get the Broad Strokes, turn the massager onto its back.  The smooth side feels really good for those long strokes up and down the sides of your spine.  It even better if before you use it you put it a class of hot water so that the massager is warm against your skin; it makes it that much more soothing.

I love this massager and I would fully recommend to anyone that likes giving/getting massages,  It's a easy way to show your loved one how much you appreciate them.


**I bought this product with my own money.  I was not paid to paid to write this review.  All thoughts and opinions are 100% my own.**

Review: Advanced clitoral pump

 I bought my Advanced Clitoral Pump on for $21.  I had a pump a few years ago and I really enjoyed it except for the fact that it had 3 suctions on it (all had to be used in order for any suction.  There were two suctions, one for each nipple, and the third was for the clitoris.  It was much too hard to use on my own so I was excited to get this pump in the mail.  It is listed as top 10 in clitoral stimulators but I have no clue how it got that title because I think it sucks in all the wrong ways.  

 The pump has two functions: sucking and vibrating.  The picture below shows the button that operates the vibration.

 The shaft of the pump is made of plastic and the rubber is made out of TPR (a rubber polymer blend) and should be cleaned with soap and warm water or an antibacterial toy cleaner.  The heart shaped button you see below is used to release the air/suction.  To gain suction, all you have to do is squeeze and let go of the pump, just as if it were a manual blood pressure cuff.


 It comes with two attachments, which you can see from the pictures below.

 These attachments slip onto/into the slot/hole of the sucker. 

 I  read reviews on this toy before I bought it and some said it was a great pump, others said it was bad, and one person gave a tip.  She said to get a better suction, leave the attachments off and there is a better "grip" the pump offers.  I tried the attachments and without and either way this thing sucks, in all the wrong ways.

 The pump is hypo-allergenic, latex free, and phthalates free.  The vibration is powered by 2 AAA batteries.

**I bought this item with my own money.  I was not paid to paid to write this review.  All thoughts and opinions are 100% my own.**

Friday, May 10, 2013

Review: Mood Arousal Gels

 I bought my Mood Arousal Gels from  I wanted to try out a few different arousal gels since my usual one was out of stock so I decided to try the Mood gels.  It is pretty cool because they come in a pack of 3 with "heat levels" and are only $10.99.  So, going over the three gels, we have: (1) warm, (2) tingle, and (3) intensity.  Each of the containers are 2ozs each.

- Strawberry Flavored

A really nice tingly sensation that actually created a warmth that started at my clitoris and soon flowed all the way down to my core.  It actually didn't taste too bad.  Usually I find strawberry flavored toys/lubes to be gross but this one wasn't too bad.

- Mint Flavored

The mint tasted pretty good and did have a nice tingly sensation.  It also created a sense of warmth like the previously mentioned lube, but definitely not as much.  If anyone has tried the Intimate Organics Intense then you have an idea of what the Tingle felt like.  It pricks your senses and makes your nerve endings more obvious to you.  Tingle is a different version of the Intimate Organics, but you can get a slight idea of what I am talking about.

- Spicy Cinnamon Flavored

The intensity really is intense, and that is coming from me.  My boyfriend decided he was going to use it everywhere.  I bought it to use as an arousal gel for my clit because I am not the most sensitive person in the world.  Instead, my man decided to use it as a lube and smothered me in it.  You Do Not Want To Do That!!!  At first, it was ok and it felt really good on my clit.  HOWEVER, it does not feel as nice when it is shoved inside you.  After we were done doing the horizontal tango, we were laying down and a minute later he starts saying 'oh my god, it burns."  I asked him what the hell he was talking about and he said it felt like his penis had been shoved into the home of red ants.  I also felt the burning inside myself but it apparently wasn't as painful as his burning sensations.  I was not about to even try to taste the lube in fear that my tongue would be on fire as I hate spicy things.  The burning aside, it did feel good on my clit and you can always have a wet towel on standby if you start feeling a burning sensation.  Lesson learned here: do not use this as a lube.  My boyfriend learned that one quickly.
Would I buy these again?

Probably not.  But, in the mean time, I will continue to use and enjoy them.  For anyone wanting to try out different arousal gels, or maybe you're looking for your first gels... You might want to try it since it does have three different gels and is well priced at only $11.



**I bought this product with my own money.  All thoughts and opinions are 100% my own.**

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Review: Studio Collection Vibrating Lipstick


 I have had one lipstick vibrator in the past and I hated it.  It was tossed in the trash almost immediately.  However, I LOVE this one!  It is amazing, it gives great vibrations and is pretty quiet too.  If you have read enough of my reviews then you already know I am a power hog; I need heavy vibrations to have an orgasm. 

I bought my Studio Collection vibe from and it is $27.99.  I bought mine when it was on sale for $21.  If it hadn't been on sale there would have been no way I would have bought itBut, it was on sale, had some good reviews, and decided to give lipstick one last chance.  I am so glad I did. : )  I actually carry this baby in my emergency makeup bag that I keep in my purse (just in case my man decides to surprise me and I want a little something extra to spice things up a little).

 The vibe takes 3 watch batteries, which are included and has 4 vibrating speeds.  Low, medium, high, and pulsating.  Usually I hate pulsating but I actually love the pulses this vibrator gives you.  Low is low, but I really like the medium and the high.  Like I said, this little baby puts out some damn good vibrations.  Plus, it's waterproof.  To turn on/off and change the speeds, there is one button which is located on the bottom of the lipstick container.  The lipstick container is made of plastic and the lipstick itself is silicone. 

The tip of the vibrator (the red lipstick) is soft and flexible.  The toy did not have an odor to it and is super easy to clean.  I use a bandana to clean my toys since it is fabric yet does not give off lint.  To clean the toy I spray some toy cleaner onto the bandana and then gently rub it on the toy.

**I bought this item with my own money.  I was not paid to paid to write this review.  All thoughts and opinions are 100% my own.**